:root {
  --ink:#17130f;
  --cream:#fff7df;
  --paper:#fffdf5;
  --sky:#72d7ff;
  --sky2:#b9efff;
  --orange:#ff592f;
  --yellow:#ffd93d;
  --pink:#ff78bb;
  --green:#b8f34a;
  --blue:#3178ff;
  --line:4px solid var(--ink);
  --shadow:8px 8px 0 var(--ink);
  --shadow-sm:5px 5px 0 var(--ink);
  --max:1280px;
  --title:'Bangers','Arial Black',Impact,sans-serif;
  --body:'Fredoka','Trebuchet MS',sans-serif;
  --ease:cubic-bezier(.2,.85,.25,1.15);
}
*{box-sizing:border-box}
html{scroll-behavior:smooth;scroll-padding-top:100px}
body{margin:0;background:var(--cream);color:var(--ink);font-family:var(--body);overflow-x:hidden;cursor:none}
a{color:inherit;text-decoration:none}
button,input{font:inherit}
img{display:block;max-width:100%}
::selection{background:var(--pink);color:var(--ink)}
body::-webkit-scrollbar{width:15px}body::-webkit-scrollbar-track{background:var(--yellow);border-left:var(--line)}body::-webkit-scrollbar-thumb{background:var(--orange);border:3px solid var(--ink);border-radius:999px}

.preloader{position:fixed;inset:0;z-index:99999;background:var(--sky);display:grid;place-items:center;transition:opacity .45s,visibility .45s;overflow:hidden}
.preloader::before,.preloader::after{content:"";position:absolute;width:420px;height:420px;border-radius:50%;background:var(--yellow);border:var(--line)}
.preloader::before{left:-180px;top:-170px}.preloader::after{right:-160px;bottom:-190px;background:var(--pink)}
.preloader.is-hidden{opacity:0;visibility:hidden}
.preloader__card{width:min(520px,calc(100% - 40px));background:var(--paper);border:var(--line);box-shadow:14px 14px 0 var(--ink);padding:28px;text-align:center;transform:rotate(-2deg);position:relative;z-index:1}
.preloader__card img{width:126px;height:126px;object-fit:cover;border-radius:50%;border:var(--line);margin:-82px auto 18px;animation:headBob .55s ease-in-out infinite alternate}
.preloader__card p{font-family:var(--title);font-size:clamp(30px,7vw,56px);letter-spacing:.03em;margin:0 0 18px}
.preloader__track{height:28px;border:var(--line);background:var(--cream);overflow:hidden}.preloader__track span{display:block;height:100%;width:0;background:repeating-linear-gradient(-45deg,var(--orange) 0 16px,var(--yellow) 16px 32px);transition:width .1s}
.preloader__card strong{display:block;font-family:var(--title);font-size:44px;margin-top:10px}.preloader__card small{font-weight:700}
@keyframes headBob{to{transform:translateY(-7px) rotate(3deg)}}

.cursor{position:fixed;z-index:100000;left:0;top:0;transform:translate(-50%,-50%);font-size:28px;pointer-events:none;filter:drop-shadow(2px 2px 0 #fff);transition:font-size .15s,transform .08s}
.cursor.is-active{font-size:42px;transform:translate(-50%,-50%) rotate(-18deg)}
#confetti{position:fixed;inset:0;z-index:9000;pointer-events:none}
.scroll-progress{position:fixed;left:0;top:0;height:6px;background:linear-gradient(90deg,var(--orange),var(--yellow),var(--pink),var(--blue));z-index:10001;width:0;border-bottom:2px solid var(--ink)}

.breaking{height:42px;background:var(--ink);color:#fff;display:flex;position:relative;z-index:1000;border-bottom:3px solid var(--ink);overflow:hidden;font-weight:700}
.breaking>span{background:var(--orange);color:var(--ink);padding:9px 18px;border-right:3px solid var(--ink);font-family:var(--title);font-size:21px;letter-spacing:.06em;z-index:2}
.breaking__track{display:flex;min-width:max-content;animation:ticker 24s linear infinite;align-items:center}.breaking__track p{margin:0;padding-left:34px;white-space:nowrap;letter-spacing:.04em;font-size:13px}
@keyframes ticker{to{transform:translateX(-50%)}}

.nav{position:sticky;top:12px;z-index:999;width:min(calc(100% - 28px),var(--max));height:76px;margin:12px auto -88px;padding:8px 10px;display:flex;align-items:center;justify-content:space-between;background:rgba(255,253,245,.94);backdrop-filter:blur(12px);border:var(--line);border-radius:21px;box-shadow:var(--shadow-sm);transition:transform .25s,background .25s}
.nav.is-scrolled{transform:rotate(-.4deg);background:rgba(255,253,245,.98)}
.brand{display:flex;align-items:center;gap:10px;font-family:var(--title);font-size:32px;letter-spacing:.04em}.brand img{width:52px;height:52px;object-fit:cover;border-radius:15px;border:3px solid var(--ink);transform:rotate(-5deg)}
.nav__links{display:flex;gap:8px}.nav__links a{font-weight:700;padding:11px 13px;border-radius:999px;transition:.18s}.nav__links a:hover{background:var(--yellow);transform:rotate(-3deg) scale(1.05)}
.nav__actions{display:flex;align-items:center;gap:12px}
.nav__x-wrap{position:relative;display:flex;flex-direction:column;align-items:center;justify-content:center}
.nav__x-button{position:relative;display:inline-flex;align-items:center;gap:8px;min-height:52px;padding:0 16px;background:#fff;border:3px solid var(--ink);border-radius:14px;box-shadow:4px 4px 0 var(--ink);font-weight:800;line-height:1;overflow:visible}
.nav__x-icon{display:inline-grid;place-items:center;width:28px;height:28px;border-radius:9px;background:var(--ink);color:#fff;font-size:18px;font-weight:900}
.nav__x-label{font-family:var(--title);font-size:24px;letter-spacing:.04em}
.nav__x-button.is-dodging{animation:xDodge .52s cubic-bezier(.2,.8,.3,1)}
@keyframes xDodge{0%{transform:translateX(0) rotate(0)}22%{transform:translateX(-56px) rotate(-7deg)}56%{transform:translateX(-72px) rotate(-8deg)}100%{transform:translateX(0) rotate(0)}}
.nav__x-pop{position:absolute;top:calc(100% + 8px);left:50%;transform:translateX(-50%) scale(.6);transform-origin:top center;background:var(--pink);border:3px solid var(--ink);box-shadow:4px 4px 0 var(--ink);padding:5px 12px 4px;border-radius:999px;font-family:var(--title);font-size:22px;letter-spacing:.04em;opacity:0;pointer-events:none;white-space:nowrap}
.nav__x-pop.show{animation:xPop 1s ease}
@keyframes xPop{0%{opacity:0;transform:translateX(-50%) translateY(-6px) scale(.5)}18%{opacity:1;transform:translateX(-50%) translateY(0) scale(1.08)}82%{opacity:1;transform:translateX(-50%) translateY(0) scale(1)}100%{opacity:0;transform:translateX(-50%) translateY(-4px) scale(.86)}}
.ca-badge{position:relative;isolation:isolate;background:var(--yellow);border:3px solid var(--ink);padding:12px 18px;border-radius:999px;font-family:var(--title);font-size:25px;letter-spacing:.055em;line-height:1;white-space:nowrap;box-shadow:5px 5px 0 var(--ink);transform:rotate(-2deg);animation:caBounce 1.8s ease-in-out infinite;cursor:pointer}.ca-badge--nav{min-height:56px}
.ca-badge::before{content:"";position:absolute;inset:-7px;border:3px dashed var(--orange);border-radius:999px;z-index:-1;animation:caSpin 8s linear infinite}
@keyframes caBounce{0%,100%{transform:rotate(-2deg) translateY(0)}50%{transform:rotate(1deg) translateY(-3px)}}
@keyframes caSpin{to{transform:rotate(360deg)}}
.nav__button{background:var(--green);border:3px solid var(--ink);padding:13px 17px;border-radius:13px;font-weight:700;box-shadow:4px 4px 0 var(--ink)}
.nav__x-button{position:relative;display:inline-flex;align-items:center;gap:9px;min-height:56px;padding:11px 16px;background:var(--pink);border:3px solid var(--ink);border-radius:16px;box-shadow:4px 4px 0 var(--ink);font-weight:800;overflow:visible;transform-origin:center}
.nav__x-icon{display:grid;place-items:center;width:28px;height:28px;border-radius:50%;background:var(--ink);color:#fff;font-family:var(--title);font-size:17px;line-height:1}
.nav__x-label{font-size:13px;letter-spacing:.08em}
.nav__x-pop{position:absolute;left:50%;top:calc(100% + 9px);transform:translate(-50%,-6px) scale(.65) rotate(-6deg);background:var(--yellow);border:3px solid var(--ink);border-radius:999px;padding:4px 10px;font-family:var(--title);font-size:16px;line-height:1;opacity:0;pointer-events:none;box-shadow:3px 3px 0 var(--ink);transition:opacity .18s,transform .18s}
.nav__x-button.is-teasing{transform:translateX(-26px) rotate(-6deg)}
.nav__x-button.is-teasing .nav__x-pop{opacity:1;transform:translate(-50%,0) scale(1) rotate(4deg)}
.squish{transition:transform .15s,box-shadow .15s}.squish:hover{transform:translate(-2px,-2px) rotate(-1deg);box-shadow:7px 7px 0 var(--ink)}.squish:active{transform:translate(3px,3px);box-shadow:1px 1px 0 var(--ink)}

.hero{min-height:900px;position:relative;overflow:hidden;background:var(--sky);border-bottom:var(--line);padding:158px 5vw 90px;display:flex;align-items:flex-end}
.hero__photo{position:absolute;inset:0;background-image:linear-gradient(90deg,rgba(114,215,255,.98) 0%,rgba(114,215,255,.83) 31%,rgba(114,215,255,.08) 62%),url('assets/cinch-hero.webp');background-size:cover;background-position:center 35%}
.hero__halftone{position:absolute;inset:0;background-image:radial-gradient(rgba(23,19,15,.16) 1.3px,transparent 1.3px);background-size:12px 12px;mask-image:linear-gradient(90deg,#000,transparent 67%)}
.hero__cloud{position:absolute;background:#fff;border:var(--line);border-radius:999px;opacity:.95}.hero__cloud::before,.hero__cloud::after{content:"";position:absolute;background:#fff;border:var(--line);border-radius:50%}.hero__cloud--one{width:180px;height:55px;right:8%;top:19%;animation:float 6s ease-in-out infinite}.hero__cloud--one::before{width:80px;height:80px;left:25px;top:-45px}.hero__cloud--one::after{width:100px;height:100px;right:17px;top:-60px}.hero__cloud--two{width:130px;height:42px;left:41%;top:27%;transform:scale(.7);animation:float 8s ease-in-out infinite reverse}.hero__cloud--two::before{width:65px;height:65px;left:12px;top:-37px}.hero__cloud--two::after{width:78px;height:78px;right:7px;top:-47px}@keyframes float{50%{transform:translateY(-12px) rotate(2deg)}}
.hero__content{position:relative;z-index:4;width:min(100%,var(--max));margin:0 auto}
.hero__utility{display:flex;align-items:center;gap:14px;margin:0 0 14px 6px}
.hero__ca-button{position:relative;display:inline-flex;flex-direction:column;align-items:flex-start;gap:3px;padding:14px 20px 12px;background:var(--blue);border:4px solid var(--yellow);outline:3px solid var(--ink);outline-offset:-7px;border-radius:10px;box-shadow:8px 8px 0 var(--ink);transform:rotate(-1.5deg);color:var(--ink);cursor:none;overflow:hidden}
.hero__ca-button::before{content:"★";position:absolute;right:10px;top:8px;font-size:18px;color:var(--yellow);text-shadow:2px 2px 0 var(--ink);animation:blinkStar 1.2s steps(2) infinite}
.hero__ca-button::after{content:"";position:absolute;inset:0;background-image:radial-gradient(rgba(255,255,255,.28) 1.2px,transparent 1.2px);background-size:12px 12px;opacity:.55;pointer-events:none}
.hero__ca-main,.hero__ca-sub{position:relative;z-index:1}
.hero__ca-main{font-family:var(--title);font-size:clamp(28px,2.9vw,48px);line-height:.9;letter-spacing:.05em}
.hero__ca-sub{display:inline-block;background:var(--yellow);border:3px solid var(--ink);padding:5px 10px 4px;border-radius:999px;font-size:12px;font-weight:700;letter-spacing:.06em;text-transform:uppercase;transform:rotate(1.5deg)}
@keyframes blinkStar{50%{transform:scale(1.18) rotate(12deg)}}
.hero__kicker{display:inline-block;background:var(--yellow);border:var(--line);box-shadow:var(--shadow-sm);padding:11px 15px;font-weight:700;transform:rotate(-2deg);margin:0 0 20px;font-size:clamp(13px,1.3vw,18px)}
.hero__title{font-family:var(--title);font-weight:400;line-height:.78;letter-spacing:.01em;margin:0;width:min(840px,74vw);filter:drop-shadow(6px 7px 0 #fff)}
.hero__line{display:block;font-size:clamp(100px,15.5vw,245px);-webkit-text-stroke:4px var(--ink);color:var(--cream);transform-origin:left center}.hero__line:first-child{transform:rotate(-2deg)}.hero__line--hot{color:var(--orange);font-size:clamp(84px,13vw,205px);transform:rotate(1.5deg);white-space:nowrap}.hero__line--hot:hover{animation:wobble .45s linear 2}@keyframes wobble{25%{transform:rotate(-2deg) scale(1.02)}50%{transform:rotate(2deg) scale(.99)}75%{transform:rotate(-1deg) scale(1.01)}}
.hero__bottom{display:grid;grid-template-columns:minmax(300px,610px) 170px;gap:38px;align-items:end;margin-top:35px}
.paper-card{background:var(--paper);border:var(--line);box-shadow:var(--shadow);padding:24px;border-radius:10px;position:relative}.paper-card::before{content:"";position:absolute;left:32px;top:-14px;width:80px;height:24px;background:rgba(255,217,61,.76);border-left:2px solid rgba(0,0,0,.1);border-right:2px solid rgba(0,0,0,.1);transform:rotate(-3deg)}
.hero__copy{transform:rotate(-1deg)}.hero__copy p{font-size:clamp(17px,1.55vw,22px);line-height:1.45;margin:0;font-weight:600}.hero__actions{display:flex;gap:12px;flex-wrap:wrap;margin-top:20px}
.btn{min-height:54px;display:inline-flex;align-items:center;justify-content:center;border:3px solid var(--ink);padding:0 20px;font-weight:700;border-radius:12px;box-shadow:5px 5px 0 var(--ink);cursor:none}.btn--hot{background:var(--orange)}.btn--blue{background:var(--blue);color:#fff}.btn--pink{background:var(--pink)}.btn--cream{background:var(--cream)}.btn--dark{background:var(--ink);color:#fff}.btn--yellow{background:var(--yellow)}
.hero__dog-button{border:var(--line);background:var(--pink);padding:8px 8px 13px;border-radius:30px;box-shadow:var(--shadow);transform:rotate(5deg);cursor:none}.hero__dog-button img{width:150px;height:150px;object-fit:cover;border-radius:22px;border:3px solid var(--ink)}.hero__dog-button span{font-family:var(--title);font-size:25px;display:block;margin-top:7px}.hero__dog-button:hover img{animation:headShake .38s linear infinite}@keyframes headShake{25%{transform:rotate(-4deg)}75%{transform:rotate(4deg)}}
.hero__speech,.hero__bear-speech{position:absolute;z-index:5;background:#fff;border:var(--line);box-shadow:var(--shadow-sm);font-family:var(--title);text-align:center}.hero__speech{right:9%;top:30%;font-size:clamp(28px,4vw,58px);padding:18px 23px;border-radius:50%;transform:rotate(8deg)}.hero__speech::after{content:"";position:absolute;left:10%;bottom:-22px;border:18px solid transparent;border-top-color:var(--ink);transform:rotate(18deg)}.hero__speech::before{content:"";position:absolute;left:11%;bottom:-15px;border:15px solid transparent;border-top-color:#fff;z-index:1;transform:rotate(18deg)}
.hero__bear-speech{right:3.5%;bottom:19%;font-size:20px;padding:10px 15px;border-radius:15px;transform:rotate(-8deg);background:var(--green)}
.hero__ca-spot{position:absolute;left:7.2%;top:118px;z-index:6;min-height:68px;padding:14px 24px;background:var(--blue);color:#fff;border:4px solid var(--yellow);border-radius:18px;box-shadow:8px 8px 0 var(--ink);font-family:var(--title);font-size:clamp(26px,3vw,42px);letter-spacing:.05em;transform:rotate(-1.8deg);animation:caHeroBounce 1.6s ease-in-out infinite;cursor:pointer}
.hero__ca-spot::before{content:"";position:absolute;inset:-10px;border:4px dashed var(--yellow);border-radius:24px;z-index:-1;opacity:.95}
.hero__ca-spot::after{content:"";position:absolute;left:14px;right:14px;top:10px;height:10px;background:rgba(255,255,255,.18);border-radius:999px}
.hero__ca-spot:hover{background:var(--green);color:var(--ink);transform:rotate(1deg) scale(1.03)}
@keyframes caHeroBounce{0%,100%{transform:rotate(-1.8deg) translateY(0)}50%{transform:rotate(1deg) translateY(-5px)}}
.sticker{position:absolute;z-index:5;font-family:var(--title);text-align:center;border:var(--line);box-shadow:var(--shadow-sm);padding:12px 16px;line-height:.92}.sticker--top{right:3%;top:13%;background:var(--yellow);transform:rotate(8deg);font-size:26px}.sticker--side{right:30%;bottom:16%;background:var(--green);border-radius:50%;width:120px;height:120px;display:grid;place-items:center;transform:rotate(-12deg);font-size:27px}
.hero__scroll{position:absolute;z-index:5;right:20px;bottom:22px;background:var(--ink);color:#fff;padding:10px 14px;font-size:12px;font-weight:700;transform:rotate(-2deg)}

.marquee{overflow:hidden;background:var(--orange);border-bottom:var(--line);border-top:var(--line);transform:rotate(-1.2deg) scale(1.02);position:relative;z-index:10;color:var(--ink)}.marquee__track{display:flex;align-items:center;gap:29px;width:max-content;padding:18px 0;animation:ticker 20s linear infinite;font-family:var(--title);font-size:36px;letter-spacing:.04em}.marquee__track b{font-family:var(--body);font-size:18px}.marquee__small{font-size:.74em}

.section{width:min(calc(100% - 42px),var(--max));margin:0 auto;padding:125px 0}.section-tag{display:inline-block;background:var(--ink);color:#fff;border:3px solid var(--ink);box-shadow:5px 5px 0 var(--orange);padding:10px 15px;font-size:12px;font-weight:700;letter-spacing:.08em;transform:rotate(-1deg);margin-bottom:55px}.section-tag--dark{background:var(--cream);color:var(--ink);box-shadow:5px 5px 0 var(--pink)}.mini-label{font-weight:700;letter-spacing:.09em;text-transform:uppercase;color:var(--blue)}
.section h2{font-family:var(--title);font-weight:400;line-height:.86;letter-spacing:.01em;font-size:clamp(68px,9vw,142px);margin:0}.section h2 em{font-style:normal;color:var(--orange);-webkit-text-stroke:2px var(--ink);text-shadow:5px 5px 0 var(--yellow)}

.watch{padding-top:105px}.watch__intro{display:grid;grid-template-columns:1.2fr .8fr;gap:60px;align-items:end}.watch__explain{font-size:18px;line-height:1.45;transform:rotate(2deg);background:var(--yellow)}.watch__explain strong{font-family:var(--title);font-size:30px}.watch__grid{display:grid;grid-template-columns:1.12fr .88fr;gap:40px;align-items:start;margin-top:65px}.viral-card{position:relative;border:var(--line);box-shadow:12px 12px 0 var(--ink);background:var(--pink);transform:rotate(-1deg);min-height:670px;overflow:hidden}.viral-card img{width:100%;height:100%;min-height:670px;object-fit:cover;filter:saturate(1.12) contrast(1.03)}.viral-card::after{content:"";position:absolute;inset:0;background:linear-gradient(transparent 55%,rgba(0,0,0,.84))}.viral-card__flash{position:absolute;z-index:2;left:18px;top:18px;background:var(--yellow);border:3px solid var(--ink);box-shadow:4px 4px 0 var(--ink);padding:10px 14px;font-family:var(--title);font-size:25px;transform:rotate(-4deg)}.viral-card__play{position:absolute;z-index:2;left:50%;top:48%;transform:translate(-50%,-50%);width:105px;height:105px;border-radius:50%;background:var(--orange);border:var(--line);box-shadow:7px 7px 0 var(--ink);display:grid;place-items:center;font-size:44px;padding-left:7px;transition:.2s}.viral-card:hover .viral-card__play{transform:translate(-50%,-50%) scale(1.12) rotate(8deg);background:var(--green)}.viral-card__caption{position:absolute;z-index:2;left:25px;right:25px;bottom:25px;color:#fff}.viral-card__caption span{font-weight:700;color:var(--yellow)}.viral-card__caption strong{display:block;font-family:var(--title);font-size:clamp(34px,4.2vw,62px);line-height:.95;margin-top:8px}
.phone-wrap{background:var(--blue);border:var(--line);border-radius:42px;box-shadow:12px 12px 0 var(--ink);padding:28px 19px 20px;position:relative;transform:rotate(1.5deg);min-height:720px}.phone-wrap__antenna{position:absolute;width:80px;height:18px;background:var(--ink);border-radius:20px;top:10px;left:50%;transform:translateX(-50%)}.phone-wrap__label{position:absolute;right:-22px;top:90px;background:var(--pink);border:3px solid var(--ink);box-shadow:4px 4px 0 var(--ink);font-family:var(--title);font-size:25px;padding:8px 12px;transform:rotate(8deg);z-index:3}.phone-wrap__screen{height:630px;background:#fff;border:var(--line);border-radius:25px;overflow:auto;display:flex;justify-content:center;padding:12px}.phone-wrap__buttons{display:flex;justify-content:center;gap:9px;padding-top:16px}.phone-wrap__buttons i{width:18px;height:18px;border-radius:50%;background:var(--yellow);border:3px solid var(--ink)}
.reaction-cloud{margin-top:55px;display:flex;flex-wrap:wrap;gap:15px;align-items:center}.reaction-cloud>span{font-family:var(--title);font-size:28px}.reaction-cloud b{background:#fff;border:3px solid var(--ink);box-shadow:4px 4px 0 var(--ink);padding:12px 16px;border-radius:999px;transform:rotate(var(--r,-2deg))}.reaction-cloud b:nth-child(3){--r:2deg;background:var(--green)}.reaction-cloud b:nth-child(4){--r:-1deg;background:var(--pink)}

.story{position:relative}.story__grid{display:grid;grid-template-columns:1fr 1fr;gap:70px;align-items:start}.story__headline{position:relative}.story__stamp{position:absolute;right:-25px;bottom:-45px;background:var(--pink);border:var(--line);box-shadow:var(--shadow-sm);font-family:var(--title);font-size:28px;padding:15px;text-align:center;transform:rotate(10deg)}.story__body{font-size:17px;line-height:1.65;transform:rotate(1deg)}.story__lead{font-size:clamp(21px,2.2vw,30px);line-height:1.35;font-weight:600}.source-note{border-top:3px dashed var(--ink);margin-top:22px;padding-top:18px;font-size:14px}.source-note a{color:var(--blue);font-weight:700;text-decoration:underline}
.comic-strip{display:grid;grid-template-columns:repeat(4,1fr);gap:22px;margin-top:95px}.comic-panel{min-height:335px;background:#fff;border:var(--line);box-shadow:var(--shadow-sm);padding:20px;display:flex;flex-direction:column;justify-content:flex-end;position:relative}.comic-panel:nth-child(1){transform:rotate(-2deg);background:var(--sky2)}.comic-panel:nth-child(2){transform:rotate(1.5deg);background:var(--yellow)}.comic-panel:nth-child(4){transform:rotate(2deg);background:var(--green)}.comic-panel--hot{background:var(--orange);transform:rotate(-1deg) scale(1.04)}.comic-panel>span{position:absolute;top:16px;left:16px;font-family:var(--title);font-size:23px}.comic-emoji{font-size:68px;position:absolute;right:20px;top:24px;filter:drop-shadow(4px 4px 0 #fff)}.comic-panel h3{font-family:var(--title);font-size:37px;line-height:.95;margin:0 0 10px}.comic-panel p{margin:0;font-weight:600;line-height:1.35}

.chase-zone{min-height:620px;position:relative;overflow:hidden;background:var(--yellow);border-top:var(--line);border-bottom:var(--line);display:flex;align-items:center;padding:70px 5vw}.chase-zone::before{content:"";position:absolute;inset:0;background:repeating-linear-gradient(-12deg,transparent 0 40px,rgba(23,19,15,.1) 41px 44px)}.chase-zone__doodles{position:absolute;inset:0;display:flex;align-items:center;justify-content:center;font-family:var(--title);font-size:clamp(70px,11vw,170px);white-space:nowrap;opacity:.09;transform:rotate(-8deg)}.chase-zone__copy{position:relative;z-index:3;width:320px;background:#fff;border:var(--line);box-shadow:var(--shadow);padding:24px;transform:rotate(-3deg)}.chase-zone__copy span{font-family:var(--title);font-size:31px}.chase-zone__copy strong{display:block;font-family:var(--title);font-size:110px;line-height:.9;color:var(--orange)}.chase-zone__copy small{font-weight:700}.panic-meter{position:absolute;left:5vw;bottom:58px;width:320px;height:27px;background:#fff;border:var(--line);z-index:3;overflow:hidden}.panic-meter i{display:block;height:100%;width:0;background:repeating-linear-gradient(-45deg,var(--orange) 0 14px,var(--pink) 14px 28px);transition:width .12s}.chase-zone__track{position:absolute;left:34%;right:2%;top:50%;height:250px;transform:translateY(-50%);z-index:2}.runner{position:absolute;top:50%;filter:drop-shadow(8px 12px 0 rgba(23,19,15,.2))}.runner svg{width:clamp(180px,23vw,340px);fill:var(--ink)}.runner--bear{right:2%;animation:bearRun 1.1s ease-in-out infinite}.runner--dog{right:35%;animation:dogRun .46s ease-in-out infinite}.runner__bubble{position:absolute;background:#fff;border:3px solid var(--ink);box-shadow:4px 4px 0 var(--ink);padding:8px 11px;font-family:var(--title);font-size:21px;white-space:nowrap;top:-25px;left:10px}.runner--dog .runner__bubble{background:var(--orange);left:25px;top:-30px}@keyframes bearRun{50%{transform:translateY(-18px) rotate(2deg)}}@keyframes dogRun{50%{transform:translateY(-25px) rotate(-3deg)}}.chase-zone__warning{position:absolute;right:25px;bottom:20px;font-weight:700;z-index:3}

.evidence__intro{display:grid;grid-template-columns:1.2fr .8fr;gap:60px;align-items:end}.evidence__intro .paper-card{font-size:19px;line-height:1.5;background:var(--green);transform:rotate(2deg)}.stat-wall{display:grid;grid-template-columns:repeat(4,1fr);gap:18px;margin-top:70px}.stat{background:#fff;border:var(--line);box-shadow:var(--shadow-sm);padding:28px 18px;min-height:190px;display:flex;flex-direction:column;justify-content:center;transform:rotate(-1deg)}.stat:nth-child(2){background:var(--sky2);transform:rotate(2deg)}.stat:nth-child(3){background:var(--pink)}.stat--hot{background:var(--orange)!important;transform:rotate(-3deg)!important}.stat strong{font-family:var(--title);font-size:clamp(58px,6vw,94px);line-height:.8}.stat span{font-family:var(--title);font-size:29px;margin-top:11px}.stat small{font-weight:600;margin-top:5px}.press-grid{display:grid;grid-template-columns:repeat(3,1fr);gap:25px;margin-top:70px}.press-card{background:var(--sky2);border:var(--line);box-shadow:var(--shadow);padding:27px;min-height:330px;display:flex;flex-direction:column;justify-content:space-between;transform:rotate(-1.4deg)}.press-card--yellow{background:var(--yellow);transform:rotate(1.6deg)}.press-card--pink{background:var(--pink);transform:rotate(-.6deg)}.press-card span{font-weight:700}.press-card h3{font-family:var(--title);font-size:44px;line-height:.96;margin:25px 0 12px}.press-card p{font-weight:600;line-height:1.45}.press-card b{font-family:var(--title);font-size:25px}

.token{width:100%;max-width:none;background:var(--yellow);border-top:var(--line);border-bottom:var(--line);padding-left:max(21px,calc((100vw - var(--max))/2));padding-right:max(21px,calc((100vw - var(--max))/2))}.token__grid{display:grid;grid-template-columns:.9fr 1.1fr;gap:80px;align-items:center}.token__visual{min-height:660px;position:relative;display:grid;place-items:center}.token__burst{position:absolute;width:590px;height:590px;background:var(--pink);clip-path:polygon(50% 0,57% 31%,75% 7%,72% 37%,100% 25%,77% 48%,100% 63%,69% 61%,79% 94%,57% 69%,50% 100%,43% 69%,19% 93%,31% 61%,0 63%,23% 48%,0 25%,28% 37%,25% 7%,43% 31%);animation:spin 20s linear infinite;border:var(--line)}@keyframes spin{to{transform:rotate(360deg)}}.token__dog{position:relative;z-index:2;width:min(430px,75%);aspect-ratio:1;object-fit:cover;border-radius:50%;border:7px solid var(--ink);box-shadow:13px 13px 0 var(--ink);transform:rotate(-5deg)}.token__ticker{position:absolute;z-index:3;bottom:9%;font-family:var(--title);font-size:clamp(85px,9vw,145px);color:#fff;-webkit-text-stroke:4px var(--ink);text-shadow:7px 7px 0 var(--blue);transform:rotate(-7deg)}.token__stamp{position:absolute;z-index:4;border:3px solid var(--ink);box-shadow:4px 4px 0 var(--ink);padding:9px 12px;font-family:var(--title);font-size:24px}.token__stamp--one{left:3%;top:12%;background:var(--green);transform:rotate(-10deg)}.token__stamp--two{right:1%;top:20%;background:#fff;transform:rotate(9deg)}.token__stamp--three{right:2%;bottom:7%;background:var(--orange);transform:rotate(-6deg)}.token__content h2 em{color:var(--blue);text-shadow:5px 5px 0 #fff}.token__content>p:not(.mini-label){font-size:19px;line-height:1.55;font-weight:600}.contract-box{display:flex;justify-content:space-between;gap:20px;align-items:center;background:#fff;border:var(--line);box-shadow:var(--shadow);padding:18px;margin-top:30px;transform:rotate(1deg)}.contract-box span{display:block;font-size:11px;font-weight:700}.contract-box code{display:block;font-family:var(--body);font-weight:700;margin-top:4px;word-break:break-all}.contract-box button{border:3px solid var(--ink);background:var(--orange);font-weight:700;padding:12px;box-shadow:4px 4px 0 var(--ink);cursor:none}.token__facts{display:grid;grid-template-columns:repeat(3,1fr);gap:12px;margin-top:28px}.token__facts div{background:var(--cream);border:3px solid var(--ink);padding:13px}.token__facts span{font-size:10px;font-weight:700}.token__facts strong{display:block;margin-top:4px}.token__actions{display:flex;gap:13px;flex-wrap:wrap;margin-top:28px}

.manifesto{position:relative;min-height:760px;display:flex;align-items:center;justify-content:center}.manifesto::before{content:"";position:absolute;inset:40px 0;background:var(--sky2);border:var(--line);box-shadow:12px 12px 0 var(--ink);transform:rotate(-1deg)}.manifesto__dog{position:absolute;left:-30px;bottom:0;width:360px;z-index:2;transform:rotate(-8deg)}.manifesto__dog img{border:var(--line);box-shadow:var(--shadow);border-radius:50%}.manifesto__content{z-index:3;width:min(850px,75%);margin-left:16%;background:#fff}.manifesto__content>span{font-weight:700}.manifesto__content h2{font-size:clamp(58px,7vw,105px);margin:18px 0}.manifesto__content p{font-size:21px;line-height:1.5}.manifesto__scribble{position:absolute;right:3%;bottom:80px;z-index:4;background:var(--pink);border:3px solid var(--ink);padding:9px 12px;font-weight:700;transform:rotate(7deg)}

.how__header{display:grid;grid-template-columns:1.15fr .85fr;gap:60px;align-items:end}.how__header .paper-card{background:var(--pink);font-size:20px;line-height:1.5;transform:rotate(2deg)}.how__steps{display:grid;grid-template-columns:repeat(4,1fr);gap:22px;margin-top:70px}.how__steps article{background:#fff;border:var(--line);box-shadow:var(--shadow-sm);padding:23px;min-height:330px;position:relative;transition:.2s}.how__steps article:nth-child(1){background:var(--sky2);transform:rotate(-2deg)}.how__steps article:nth-child(2){background:var(--yellow);transform:rotate(1deg)}.how__steps article:nth-child(3){background:var(--green);transform:rotate(-1deg)}.how__steps article:nth-child(4){background:var(--orange);transform:rotate(2deg)}.how__steps article:hover{transform:translateY(-12px) rotate(0)}.how__steps article>span{font-family:var(--title);font-size:28px}.step-emoji{font-size:62px;margin:22px 0}.how__steps h3{font-family:var(--title);font-size:38px;line-height:.95;margin:0 0 12px}.how__steps p{font-weight:600;line-height:1.45}

.community{min-height:800px;background:var(--blue);color:#fff;border-top:var(--line);position:relative;overflow:hidden;padding:100px max(21px,calc((100vw - var(--max))/2));display:flex;align-items:center}.community::before{content:"";position:absolute;inset:0;background-image:radial-gradient(rgba(255,255,255,.22) 2px,transparent 2px);background-size:24px 24px}.community__sun{position:absolute;width:760px;height:760px;border-radius:50%;background:var(--yellow);border:var(--line);right:-150px;bottom:-290px}.community__content{position:relative;z-index:3}.community__content>p{display:inline-block;background:var(--ink);padding:9px 13px;font-weight:700;transform:rotate(-2deg)}.community h2{font-family:var(--title);font-size:clamp(120px,17vw,270px);line-height:.73;font-weight:400;margin:25px 0;color:#fff;-webkit-text-stroke:5px var(--ink);text-shadow:10px 10px 0 var(--pink)}.community__buttons{display:flex;gap:13px;flex-wrap:wrap}.community__pfp{position:absolute;right:8%;bottom:9%;z-index:3;width:min(390px,32vw);border-radius:50%;border:7px solid var(--ink);box-shadow:15px 15px 0 var(--ink);padding:0;background:var(--pink);cursor:none;transform:rotate(7deg)}.community__pfp img{border-radius:50%}.community__pfp.is-bouncing{animation:bigBounce .6s var(--ease) 2}@keyframes bigBounce{50%{transform:translateY(-50px) rotate(-8deg) scale(1.05)}}.community__bubble{position:absolute;right:31%;top:24%;z-index:4;background:#fff;color:var(--ink);border:var(--line);box-shadow:var(--shadow);border-radius:50%;padding:25px;font-family:var(--title);font-size:36px;text-align:center;transform:rotate(-7deg)}

.footer{display:grid;grid-template-columns:200px 1fr 230px;gap:30px;align-items:start;background:var(--ink);color:#fff;padding:42px max(22px,calc((100vw - var(--max))/2));border-top:6px solid var(--orange)}.footer__brand{font-family:var(--title);font-size:60px;color:var(--yellow)}.footer p{margin:0;line-height:1.55;font-size:12px;color:rgba(255,255,255,.7)}.footer__right{display:flex;flex-direction:column;gap:8px;font-weight:700;text-align:right}

.chase-overlay{position:fixed;inset:0;z-index:20000;background:var(--yellow);border:10px solid var(--ink);pointer-events:none;opacity:0;visibility:hidden;overflow:hidden}.chase-overlay.is-running{opacity:1;visibility:visible;animation:overlayHide 3s forwards}.chase-overlay__title{position:absolute;top:20px;left:50%;transform:translateX(-50%) rotate(-2deg);font-family:var(--title);font-size:clamp(38px,6vw,80px);white-space:nowrap}.chase-overlay__bear,.chase-overlay__dog{position:absolute;top:46%;transform:translateY(-50%);display:flex;align-items:center;gap:20px}.chase-overlay__bear{left:110%;animation:bearAcross 2.2s linear .15s forwards}.chase-overlay__dog{left:100%;animation:dogAcross 2.15s linear .42s forwards}.chase-overlay svg{width:260px;fill:var(--ink)}.chase-overlay span{background:#fff;border:var(--line);box-shadow:var(--shadow-sm);padding:10px 15px;font-family:var(--title);font-size:30px}.chase-overlay__dog span{background:var(--orange)}.chase-overlay__result{position:absolute;left:50%;bottom:9%;transform:translateX(-50%) scale(.2) rotate(-8deg);font-family:var(--title);font-size:clamp(70px,12vw,180px);white-space:nowrap;color:var(--orange);-webkit-text-stroke:4px var(--ink);text-shadow:8px 8px 0 #fff;opacity:0}.chase-overlay.is-running .chase-overlay__result{animation:resultPop .55s var(--ease) 2.1s forwards}@keyframes bearAcross{to{left:-35%}}@keyframes dogAcross{to{left:-35%}}@keyframes resultPop{to{opacity:1;transform:translateX(-50%) scale(1) rotate(-3deg)}}@keyframes overlayHide{0%,88%{opacity:1;visibility:visible}100%{opacity:0;visibility:hidden}}
.reaction-pop,.toast{position:fixed;z-index:30000;left:50%;bottom:28px;transform:translate(-50%,150px) rotate(-3deg);background:var(--pink);border:var(--line);box-shadow:var(--shadow);padding:14px 20px;font-family:var(--title);font-size:30px;transition:.35s var(--ease);pointer-events:none}.reaction-pop.show,.toast.show{transform:translate(-50%,0) rotate(-3deg)}.toast{background:var(--green);font-size:24px}
[data-reveal]{opacity:0;transform:translateY(35px) rotate(.5deg);transition:opacity .65s,transform .65s var(--ease)}[data-reveal].is-visible{opacity:1;transform:none}.reveal-up{opacity:0;transform:translateY(40px);transition:.65s var(--ease)}.reveal-up.is-visible{opacity:1;transform:none}
.tilt-card{transition:transform .2s var(--ease)}

@media (max-width:1000px){
  body{cursor:auto}.cursor{display:none}.nav__links{display:none}.hero{min-height:850px}.hero__photo{background-image:linear-gradient(180deg,rgba(114,215,255,.32),rgba(114,215,255,.88) 58%),url('assets/cinch-hero.webp');background-position:62% center}.hero__title{width:100%}.hero__speech{right:4%;top:25%;font-size:32px}.sticker--side{display:none}.watch__grid,.watch__intro,.story__grid,.evidence__intro,.token__grid,.how__header{grid-template-columns:1fr}.phone-wrap{width:min(610px,100%);margin:auto}.comic-strip,.stat-wall,.how__steps{grid-template-columns:repeat(2,1fr)}.press-grid{grid-template-columns:1fr}.token__visual{min-height:570px}.manifesto__dog{width:260px;opacity:.85}.manifesto__content{margin-left:8%;width:84%}.community__pfp{right:3%;width:35vw;opacity:.85}.footer{grid-template-columns:1fr}.footer__right{text-align:left}.chase-zone__track{left:31%}.chase-zone__copy{width:270px}.panic-meter{width:270px}
}
@media (max-width:680px){
  .breaking{height:36px}.breaking>span{font-size:17px;padding:7px 10px}.breaking__track p{font-size:11px}.nav{height:64px;margin-bottom:-76px}.brand{font-size:27px}.brand img{width:43px;height:43px}.nav__actions{gap:7px}.ca-badge{font-size:18px;padding:9px 11px;box-shadow:3px 3px 0 var(--ink)}.nav__x-button{min-height:46px;padding:0 12px;box-shadow:3px 3px 0 var(--ink)}.nav__x-label{font-size:20px}.nav__x-icon{width:24px;height:24px;font-size:15px}.nav__x-pop{font-size:18px}.ca-badge::before{inset:-5px;border-width:2px}.nav__button{font-size:11px;padding:10px}.nav__x-button{min-height:46px;padding:9px 12px;gap:7px;box-shadow:3px 3px 0 var(--ink)}.nav__x-icon{width:24px;height:24px;font-size:14px}.nav__x-label{font-size:11px}.nav__x-pop{font-size:13px;padding:3px 8px}.hero{min-height:920px;padding:130px 20px 80px;align-items:flex-end}.hero__photo{background-position:67% top}.hero__utility{margin:0 0 12px 0}.hero__ca-button{padding:11px 14px 10px;box-shadow:5px 5px 0 var(--ink)}.hero__ca-main{font-size:clamp(24px,8vw,40px)}.hero__ca-sub{font-size:10px;padding:4px 8px 3px}.hero__title{filter:drop-shadow(3px 4px 0 #fff)}.hero__line{font-size:clamp(82px,25vw,135px);-webkit-text-stroke:3px var(--ink)}.hero__line--hot{font-size:clamp(62px,20vw,110px);white-space:normal}.hero__bottom{grid-template-columns:1fr;gap:22px}.hero__dog-button{display:none}.hero__cloud{display:none}.hero__speech{top:17%;right:2%;font-size:23px}.hero__bear-speech,.sticker--top{display:none}.hero__scroll{display:none}.hero__ca-spot{left:20px;top:92px;min-height:58px;padding:12px 16px;font-size:clamp(20px,5.6vw,28px);border-width:3px;box-shadow:5px 5px 0 var(--ink)}.hero__ca-spot::before{inset:-6px;border-width:3px}.section{width:min(calc(100% - 28px),var(--max));padding:88px 0}.section-tag{margin-bottom:40px}.section h2{font-size:clamp(58px,18vw,90px)}.watch__intro{gap:30px}.watch__grid{gap:28px;margin-top:45px}.viral-card,.viral-card img{min-height:480px}.viral-card__caption strong{font-size:37px}.phone-wrap{min-height:650px;padding:25px 10px 16px}.phone-wrap__screen{height:560px}.phone-wrap__label{right:-8px;font-size:20px}.reaction-cloud b{border-radius:15px}.story__grid{gap:55px}.story__stamp{right:0;bottom:-54px;font-size:22px}.comic-strip,.stat-wall,.how__steps{grid-template-columns:1fr}.comic-panel{min-height:250px}.chase-zone{min-height:650px;align-items:flex-start;padding-top:65px}.chase-zone__copy{width:calc(100% - 40px)}.chase-zone__copy strong{font-size:90px}.panic-meter{left:20px;right:20px;width:auto;top:250px;bottom:auto}.chase-zone__track{left:0;right:-80px;top:70%;height:180px}.runner svg{width:190px}.runner--dog{right:43%}.runner__bubble{font-size:15px}.press-card{min-height:275px}.token{padding-left:14px;padding-right:14px}.token__visual{min-height:460px}.token__burst{width:400px;height:400px}.token__dog{width:300px}.token__ticker{font-size:80px}.token__stamp{font-size:18px}.contract-box{align-items:stretch;flex-direction:column}.token__facts{grid-template-columns:1fr}.manifesto{min-height:750px}.manifesto__dog{left:-50px;bottom:25px;width:210px}.manifesto__content{width:95%;margin:0;padding:20px}.manifesto__content h2{font-size:55px}.manifesto__scribble{right:10px;bottom:55px}.community{min-height:760px;padding:80px 18px;align-items:flex-start}.community h2{font-size:110px}.community__pfp{width:250px;right:-45px;bottom:50px}.community__bubble{right:8px;top:auto;bottom:300px;font-size:25px}.footer{padding:35px 20px}.chase-overlay__title{font-size:34px;white-space:normal;text-align:center;width:100%}.chase-overlay svg{width:180px}.chase-overlay span{font-size:20px}.chase-overlay__result{white-space:normal;text-align:center;width:100%;font-size:70px}
}

@media (max-width:460px){.nav__button{display:none}.nav__x-label{display:none}.nav__x-button{padding:9px 11px;min-width:48px;justify-content:center}.brand span{font-size:24px}.ca-badge{font-size:20px;padding:10px 14px}.hero__ca-spot{top:88px;left:14px;font-size:18px;padding:10px 13px}}
@media (prefers-reduced-motion:reduce){*{animation-duration:.001ms!important;animation-iteration-count:1!important;scroll-behavior:auto!important}}

/* Final X-button prank: first click dodges, says "hehe", then becomes a normal link. */
.nav__x-button.is-pranking{
  pointer-events:none;
  animation:cinchXDodge .86s cubic-bezier(.22,.78,.25,1) both;
}
.nav__x-button.is-pranking .nav__x-pop{
  animation:cinchXHehe .86s ease both;
}
@keyframes cinchXDodge{
  0%{transform:translateX(0) rotate(0deg)}
  22%{transform:translateX(-72px) rotate(-8deg)}
  55%{transform:translateX(-86px) rotate(-9deg)}
  78%{transform:translateX(9px) rotate(2deg)}
  100%{transform:translateX(0) rotate(0deg)}
}
@keyframes cinchXHehe{
  0%,9%{opacity:0;transform:translate(-50%,-8px) scale(.55) rotate(-8deg)}
  26%,72%{opacity:1;transform:translate(-50%,0) scale(1.08) rotate(4deg)}
  100%{opacity:0;transform:translate(-50%,-4px) scale(.8) rotate(-3deg)}
}